Tetris helps me poop. I downloaded tetris for my phone, so whenever I go poop, I play it. I imagine that the shapes falling down from the top is food going into my stomach and then when I align them correctly … I poop. You dont want to know what happens when I get tetris …. It’s like an enema …… Oh, yeah, so if you ever borrow my phone …. just know that I was just recently pushing out the brown while playing on it. That’s right …. when I told you it was chocolate that melted in my pocket that got on my phone ….. i was lieing ……
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every time you use your phone, you’re basically taking a dump on your own ear.
alright!
Comment by neilgreathouse July 12, 2007 @ 12:49 pmI feel bad for your wife!
Comment by gina July 17, 2007 @ 4:48 pmi do too … very bad …
Comment by magada July 17, 2007 @ 9:32 pm[...] for tetris on google? Tetris. Sheesh. That reminds me … tetris helps me poop … look back in time to see what I mean. Tetris… [...]
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