Filed under: all sorts of crazyness, family, i have problems, love, my wife
It is amazing what God gives us that we do not deserve. What did we do besides be selfish and quick tempered, rude, careless, ungreatful … what do we get in return? Unselfish, patient love. The best example of this that is my wife … and now my daughter as well. I didnt do anything to deserve such a beautiful thing. People search their entire life to find what I have found at such a young age. Alicia, thank you for loving me.
Now that I got the mooshy stuff out of the way. My wife bought me something the other day that is going to make my muffin top expand even further. (FYI - Muffintop : When your stomach spills over your tight pants and gives the appearance of a muffin top.) I Have found the anti-christ (Nabisco (Oreo)) CAKESTERS . These little turds are good. Eat and be merry. I have eaten, and thank God I’m already married. Otherwise I would be grown into my couch already with cakester cream all over my face.