(my desk at work)
I have 3 web design projects on the table that I am determined to finish ASAP so I can get some work in my portfolio. C.A.R. Inusrance Group, King George Auto Sales Inc. and my personal design firm site for Ember Design Company … I am so determined to get my foot into the door at a design firm as a Flash Developer that I am going to do whatever it takes and at this point it is going to be LATE nights … When I get home from work the only thing I want to do is spend time with my baby girl and wife … I will still do that but after they go to bed ….. crunch time will come. So … with no further adeu … HERE’S TO NO MORE SLEEP!! YAY!!!!!!
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Ok, not ‘NO’ sleep … reduced sleep … lol.
A. “I really don’t want to talk to bankers right now … especially ones from NY”.
B. “I think I can physically cut my fat off with a pocket knife. That way I won’t have to wait a long time to lose weight … just a long time to heal … but in the mean time I will be skinny.”
C. “I miss my wife and daughter already”.
D. “I should post a list of people that I want to punch in the face so they take a hint and stay away”.
E. “Can they make low-fat cottage cheese that tastes like a big juicy steak?”.
F. “I’m going to eat his children”. * in a Mike Tyson voice …
G. “If Hilary wins this election I am moving to Canada, becoming a Royal Mounty, drinking milk from a bag and making my horse poop in democrats lawns … everyday …”.
H. “John McCain has only forearms … there is no elbow involved.”
I. “Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard … he has another fist”.
