MAGADA

Well, my desk at Chase is cleaned out and ready for my last day tommorrow.

For years now i have been waiting for ”it” to happen and I am so happy that I will be getting a chance to do what I am passionate about. As of this coming Monday I will be working in the media department at The Church At Polaris. I am so freaking excited to be working with Bennett Smith, Brad Meigs, Joe Hohman, Matt Monson and rest of the team there. I love the vision of Bennett and the church and I know that God has big plans for us there. I am humbled that I have been given this chance and excited to be able to contribute my piece of the puzzle. God is good!

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First Off …

Carb Master yogurt at Kroger. If you are watching your carbs … it’s the shizz … 3g of carbs, 1.5g of fat, 12g of protein and 3g of sugar. AMAZING.

(Yeah … I should be a hand model.) 

Next (speaking of modeling)…

My daughter did this on her own while watching TV… I think she’s leaning towards a career in modeling, or possibly a Captain Morgan commercial. YIKES. I was hoping for a chess player …

I am a cake God… Look at this masterpiece me and my wife did!

(I Did the sweet basket weave around the outside)

Only Joe Hohman and select others will get this …

Piranha Vs. Snake … Piranha WINS!!!

(I have problems).

(my desk at work)

I have 3 web design projects on the table that I am determined to finish ASAP so I can get some work in my portfolio.  C.A.R. Inusrance Group, King George Auto Sales Inc.  and my personal design firm site for Ember Design Company … I am so determined to get my foot into the door at a design firm as a Flash Developer that I am going to do whatever it takes and at this point it is going to be LATE nights … When I get home from work the only thing I want to do is spend time with my baby girl and wife … I will still do that but after they go to bed ….. crunch time will come. So … with no further adeu … HERE’S TO NO MORE SLEEP!! YAY!!!!!!

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Ok, not ‘NO’ sleep … reduced sleep … lol.

A. “I really don’t want to talk to bankers right now … especially ones from NY”.

B. “I think I can physically cut my fat off with a pocket knife. That way I won’t have to wait a long time to lose weight … just a long time to heal … but in the mean time I will be skinny.”

C. “I miss my wife and daughter already”.

D. “I should post a list of people that I want to punch in the face so they take a hint and stay away”.

E. “Can they make low-fat cottage cheese that tastes like a big juicy steak?”.

F. “I’m going to eat his children”. * in a Mike Tyson voice …

G. “If Hilary wins this election I am moving to Canada, becoming a Royal Mounty, drinking milk from a bag and making my horse poop in democrats lawns … everyday …”.

H. “John McCain has only forearms … there is no elbow involved.”

I. “Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard … he has another fist”.

Thank you to the inventor of these little numbers … Now I dont feel like I have to drop a deuce and throw up symultaneously when I forget and put my phone in my pocket with my keys, or drop the darn thing. Ah …