MAGADA

I HAVE NEVER HAD THE POO SQUIRTS THAT BAD… A round of applause for Wendy’s. It was the best burger I have ever had. Amazing. Incredible. Then an hour later I pooped so hard that I broke JPMorgans industrial toilet and flooded the mens bathroom on the J wing of the building. I also asfixiated the two guys beside me with rotting bacon farts for a half hour. Remember the vinegar and baking soda volcano science experiment? Imagine that force only with poo… and in your pants. I have to go change. I feel dirty … They may have to remodel the restroom. Steven Seagal should market this burger cause it kicked my A.

Beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat … the less friends you have.

Tetris helps me poop. I downloaded tetris for my phone, so whenever I go poop, I play it. I imagine that the shapes falling down from the top is food going into my stomach and then when I align them correctly … I poop. You dont want to know what happens when I get tetris …. It’s like an enema …… Oh, yeah, so if you ever borrow my phone …. just know that I was just recently pushing out the brown while playing on it. That’s right …. when I told you it was chocolate that melted in my pocket that got on my phone ….. i was lieing ……