MAGADA

I am a cake God… Look at this masterpiece me and my wife did!

(I Did the sweet basket weave around the outside)

bank robbers? … maybe … retarded ?… completely…

Pantyhose + sheer bordom = put the pantyhose over your head …

It is amazing what God gives us that we do not deserve. What did we do besides be selfish and quick tempered, rude, careless, ungreatful … what do we get in return?  Unselfish, patient love. The best example of this that is my wife … and now my daughter as well. I didnt do anything to deserve such a beautiful thing. People search their entire life to find what I have found at such a young age. Alicia, thank you for loving me.

Now that I got the mooshy stuff out of the way. My wife bought me something the other day that is going to make my muffin top expand even further. (FYI - Muffintop : When your stomach spills over your tight pants and gives the appearance of a muffin top.) I Have found the anti-christ (Nabisco (Oreo)) CAKESTERS . These little turds are good. Eat and be merry. I have eaten, and thank God I’m already married. Otherwise I would be grown into my couch already with cakester cream all over my face.

Hey all, I just started a blog for my wife so you can check out what she has to say here. Add her to yourblogroll if ya want!

Today, July 23 2007, is the 22 birthday of my beautiful wife Alicia!!!!! God has truly blessed me with the desire of my heart. A hot mama with brains and a sense of humor. My life wouldn’t be complete without her. Alicia, I love you babe. Happy Birthday!!!!!!