MAGADA

bank robbers? … maybe … retarded ?… completely…

Pantyhose + sheer bordom = put the pantyhose over your head …

I recently was thinking about the video games that I used to play on my Sega Genesis. There was some fricking sweet games for that thing. Such as :

memories …….  I was a pastey white fat kid that played video games that has grown up to be a pastey white bigger fat kid that plays guitar. Improvement or lateral move? …. you decide.

I have recently found myself in the caught grips of a game called Camouflage. You know it’s bad when you are actually watching the GSN (first strike) and then say, ” HEY! They have a website, I wonder if I can play online?!”. (strike 2) . The final strike against myself comes in here …. the fact that me and 70 year old women with cats are the ONLY people who watch GSN. (strike 3) …. I’m out …. Now I have to buy a house full of cats, get a perm, pinch all my relatives cheeks, cook with so much garlic there is no need for perfume and glue my attention to GSN.

In order to make amends with myself for my GSN cat lady experience…

This is going to be my sons room. (that little fruitcake on there isnt my son)

This is my son …. I will name him Ulreicht.

This is who he will be trained to assassinate. 70 year old cat lady’s beware.